Follow The Asylum on Twitter and get Mega Shark 3 GREENLIT!

Hey Everyone! I'm not off hiatus yet but I heard about this today and NEEDED to tell everyone. If you have a Twitter Account, please follow The Asylum. At least until the end of the year. If they get 3000 followers by 12/31, they will green light Mega Shark 3!!

Ho-ly shi-it!

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus. What should Mega Shark 3 be? I suggest Mega Shark vs Squidadactyl. "By Air, By Sea, You Can't Escape It!"

Also, if you go to The Asylum's website, they are accepting movie pitches for certain genres of movies. I suggest going over there and sending them some wacky ideas.

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus Trailer...is...HERE!!!

Oh my god, the trailer is here. THE TRAILER IS HERE!!!

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus: The highly anticipated sequel to Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is December 21, 2010...just in time for the holidays. JUST IN TIME. Tell all your relatives to WAIT on buying you presents until the last minute because you don't want to miss out on this...

And yes, that is Urkel my friends. Everything we've been waiting for since I first announced the cast to when the production stills came online has all come down to this:



Oops. How the hell did that get in there? Sorry folks, won't happen again.

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WWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YEAH! That was awesome. Although, there is a severe lack of Robert Picardo in this trailer which just supports my theory that his screen time is probably a whopping 5 minutes. But we'll see. Hopefully they sprinkle that 5 minutes throughout the film so just as I'm getting bored, there's Picardo and my nerdom rises again.

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus finally has some poster art!

If you are an avid reader here then you'd know that I've blogged about this movie a couple of times. Here and Here. And at the time I didn't have any poster art...so with the magic of MS Paint I created the above poster. Well The Asylum has finally released the REAL art for Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus.

Mine's better.

Hey, isn't that the tagline for Alien vs Predator? Aslyum, you never cease to surprise me. This movie's gonna rule.

Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus Production Stills! (with Urkel and Robert Picardo!)

Still no official poster so this will have to do.

Eh, bad movie news is kinda slow this week so thought I'd post some production stills from the upcoming highly anticipated Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus. (Anticipated in the circles that I run anyway)

This movie is for America.

Here is the Asylum's official News Release regarding MS vs CS.

Principal Photography on MEGA SHARK VS CROCOSAURUS has just wrapped and the first images from the film can be seen here.

The anxiously awaited sequel to MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS features Jaleel White (pictured) and Gary Stretch as a Navy scientist and a big game hunter who must set aside their differences to destroy the giant prehistoric creatures who are wreaking havoc on the Earth.
Robert Picardo and Asylum alum Sarah Lieving also star.

MEGA SHARK VS CROCOSAURUS will be released on December 21, 2010.
It’s our Christmas present to the world.

"Our Christmas present to the world." Wow Asylum. You really think a lot about yourselves don't you? I highly doubt there'll be lines of people outside Best Buy trampling each other to make sure they get their copy before Christmas.

Urkel, "What do you think Jeff Fahey?"

Jeff Fahey impersonator, "I think the Asylum are dicks sir."

But at least fortunately this WILL be out for Christmas in case anyone wants to actually buy it. And that only means I have to wait 3 more months before it graces Netflix instant watch. And then you'll be damned sure I'll be first in line for that travesty.

Quick! We have to save this parakeet from the Mega Shark. And some other giant creature. Maybe a Croctopus? A CyberYeti? I haven't actually read the script yet.

STOP! I am Robert Picardo. Star of Star Trek: Voyager and Stargate: Atlantis. I am here to bring order and redemption to this horrible movie. I'm probably only in this movie 5 minutes but that's long enough to get Mr. Gable to watch it. And the rest of America. Cuz I'm motherfucking Robert Picardo. The GREATEST BALD MAN IN EXISTENCE!!

You can check out The Asylum's official website for more production stills. They're more or less what I've already posted here. But there is more Urkel to be had.

BIG CASTING NEWS for The Asylum's upcoming feature: Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus

If you aren't familiar with The Asylum, that's no big surprise. They make terrible movies. Just god awful horrible movies. But I will give them credit, they've stepped it up in the last couple years and some of their releases are at least watchable. The Asylum is part low budget, part SyFy original movie, part Mockbusters. They churn out a ton of good for nothing movies, they make a lot of movies for the SyFy channel, and they put out tons of movies that look like popular movies that are in theatres at that time. So if you were to go see Transformers in the theatre, you'd catch Transmorphers at the rental store. That kind of shit.

I used to hate it but its happening so much that I kind of like it now. Man, it used to just burn me everytime I saw they were trying to score some money off a popular release. Alien vs Hunter...really Asylum, really? But after awhile it wears at you and you kind of can't wait to see what shitty clone they churn out next.

Wow I'm way off Topic...Back to your regularly scheduled program...

I would like to put a shout out to Microsoft paint for helping me create this poster,

because there is no official poster released to date. It will be epic though.

And I would also like to thank my friend Alcohol Paul for his inspiration on the tagline.

I just learned today of two actors that are going to be in the upcoming Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus. You read that right. MEGA...SHARK...VERSUS...CROC...OSAURUS. And it's a fucking sequel! The original was Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. And the title alone spoils the ending for you. (Mega Shark pwned the piss out of Giant Octopus)

Robert Picardo, who played The Doctor on Star Trek Voyager, will star alongside Jaleel White or you may know him better as...wait for it...URKEL! From Family Matters. Oh my, this is one feature that I will not be missing.

To get off topic again, there's a website out there that make T-shirts that explain how SyFy comes up with their ideas for their Original Movies. You should check it out.