Bad Movie Reviews A-Z


Welcome to my Bad Movie Reviews! I love bad movies. You won't catch me picking up a movie and going, "This looks good." Hell no, I'm always the guy that pulls out an old 80's flick, looks at the cover and says, "Holy shit, this looks terrible. I have to own this." And below you will find many of those types of movies.

I'll admit, they aren't all bad. Any of the reviews posted in August of 2010 are old reviews I wrote 2 years ago for another site. Only half of them are any good. (I suggest reading all 4 Watchers reviews) I will update a lot of them as soon as I watch them again. If I can stand to watch them again.

#'s

2 Headed Shark Attack (2012)
2012: Supernova (2009)
88 (2015)
976-EVIL 2: The Astral Factor (1992)

A's

Abelar: Tales of an Ancient Empire (2012)
Aggression Scale, The (2012)
Alien (1979)
Aliens (1986)
Alien3 (1992)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Alien vs Predator AVP (2004)
Alienator (1990)
Alligator (1980)
Amazing Bulk, The (2011)
An American Werewolf in London (1981)
Anaconda III: Offspring (2008)
Attack the Block (2011)

B's

Bad Channels (1992)
Beast Must Die, The (1974)
Behemoth (2011)
Birdemic (2008)
Black Devil Doll (2008)
Blade 2 (2002)
Blob, The (1958)
Bloody Ape, The (1997)
Bloody Birthday (1981)
Boarding House (1982)
Breed, The (2006)
Butchered (2010)

C's

Candyman (1992)
Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)
Cannibal Apocalypse (1980)
Carnosaur (1993) [Guest Review] 
Christmas Nightmare, A (2001)
Contact (2010) [short] 
Crawlers, The (1993) [aka Troll 3]
Creature (1985)
Croc (2007)
Crossroads (2002) 
Curse, The (1987)
Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)
Curse of the Zodiac (2007)
Cyborg 3: The Recycler (1995)

D's

Day the Earth Stood Still, The (2008) [remake]
Dead Alive (1992)
Dead Heat (1988)
Dead Pit, The (1989)
Death Machine (1995)
Demonic Toys (1992)
Demonic Toys 2: Personal Demons (2009)
Descent, The (2005)
Destroy All Planets (1968)
Devil Within Her, The (1975) [aka I Don't Want to Be Born, aka Sharon's Baby]
Devonsville Terror, The (1983)
Diary of a Cannibal (2007)
Dog Soldiers (2002)

E's

El Monstro Del Mar! (2012)
Elves (1989)
Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
Evil Bong (2006)
Evil Bong 2: King Bong (2009)
Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong (2011) [part 1]
Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong (2011) [part 2]
Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987)
Exile (2009)
Eye of the Beast (2007) 
Eye of the Tiger (1986) [Alcohol Paul Reviews the last 20 minutes]
Eye of the Tiger (1986) [Alcohol Paul Re-Reviews the last 20 minutes]
Eye of the Tiger (1986) [Guest Review: Legend of Steen]

F's

Flesh Wounds (2011)
Flight of the Living Dead: Outbreak on a Plane (2007)
FP, The (2012)
Frankenhooker (1990)
Fraternity Massacre at Hell Island (2007)
Freddy vs Ghostbusters (2004) [Fan Film]
Friday the 13th (2009) remake
From a Whisper to a Scream (1987) [aka The Offspring]
Full Eclipse (1993)
Future-Kill (1985)

G's

Gammera the Invincible (1966) [aka Gamera the Giant Monster]
Gamera vs Barugon (1966)
Gamera vs Gyaos (1967)
Gamera vs Viras (1968)
Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
Girlfriend From Hell (1989)
Gore Gore Girls, The (1972)
Gothkill (2009)

H's

Hatchet II (2010)
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
Hive, The (2008) 
HorrorVision (2001)
House (2008)

I's

I Am Legend (2007)
Incest Death Squad (2009)
Infestation (2009) 
Island of the Fishmen, The (1979) [aka Screamers]

J's

Jack Frost (1997)

K's

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
Killer Shrews, The (1959)
Killer Tongue, The (1996)
Kindred, The (1987)

L's

Last House on the Left, The (2009) remake
Lord of Illusions (1995)

M's

Manitou, The (1978)
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
Mechanic, The (1972) [reviewed by Alcohol Paul]
Mega Piranha (2010)
Midnight Meat Train (2008)
Monster High (1989)
Mosquito (1995)
Motor Home Massacre (2005)
Mutilator, The (1985)
My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) [remake]

N's

Nail Gun Massacre (1985)
Near Dark (1987)
Never Cry Werewolf (2008) 
Nick Fury: Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998)
Night of the Living Dead (1968)

O's

Oblivion (1994)
Offspring, The (1987) [aka From a Whisper to a Scream]
One Hour Photo (2002)
Orca: The Killer Whale (1977)
Outpost (2008)

P's

Panman (2011)
Panman (2011) [reviewed by Alcohol Paul]
Phantasm (1979)
Phantasm II (1988)
Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead (1994)
Phantasm IV: Oblivion (1998)
Piranha 3DD (2012)
Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury (2012)
Predator (1987)
Predator 2 (1990)

Q's


R's

Razorback (1984)
Reef, The (2010)
Resident Evil: Afterlife 3-D (2010)
Resident Evil: Degeneration (2008)
Rest in Pieces (1987)
Return of the Ghostbusters (2007) [Fan Film]
Return of the Living Dead, The (1985)
Ring of the Musketeers (1992)
Rise of the Animals (2012)
Robowar (1988)
Room, The (2003) [Guest In-Theatre Report/Review] 
Room, The (2003) [Mr. Gable Review Part 1]
Room, The (2003) [Mr. Gable Review Part 2]
ROT: Reunion of Terror (2008)
R.O.T.O.R. (1988) 
Rubber (2011)
Rumpelstiltskin (1995)

S's

Samurai Princess (2009)
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 
Saw V (2008)
Scanners (1981)
Screamers (1979) [aka The Island of the Fishmen]
Screamtime (1986)
She (1982)
She-Creature (2001)
Sideshow (2000)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 (1987)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out! (1989)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation (1990)
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991)
Skinner (1993)
Slash (2002)
Spaced Invaders (1990) 
Split Second (1992)
Squirm (1976)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Strange Invaders (1983)
Strip Club Slasher (2010)

T's

Tales of an Ancient Empire (2012)
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994)
Tank Girl (1995)
TerrorVision (1986)
Thing, The (1982)
Trancers (1985) [old]
Trancers (1985) [Part of Trancers Week]
Trancers 2: The Return of Jack Deth (1991)
Trancers 3: Deth Lives (1992)
Trancers 4: Jack of Swords (1994)
Trancers 5: Sudden Deth (1994)
Trancers 6 (2002)
Troll (1986)
Troll 2 (1990)
Troll 3 (1993) [The Crawlers/Creepers/Contamination .7]
Troll 3 (1990) [Quest for the Mighty Sword]
Turbo Kid (2015)
Twilight (2008) [Part 1]
Twilight (2008) [Part 2]

U's

There are no "U" yet. I'd better watch Universal Soldier 2 with Gary Busey.

V's

No "V" reviews either.  I better watch Visiting Hours and review it. NOW!

W's

Warlock 2: The Armageddon (1993)
Watchers (1988)
Watchers 2 (1990)
Watchers 3 (1994)
Watchers: Reborn (1998)
Wishmaster (1997)
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)
Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001)
Wishmaster 4: The Prophecy Fulfilled (2002)
Wizard of Gore, The (1970) 
Wraith, The (1986)
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007)

X's

No "X" reviews. Must watch...XTRO!

Y's


Z's

Zombie Island Massacre (1984)