CONTEST CLOSES FRIDAY NIGHT (3/18/11)AT MIDNIGHT
Come one! Come all! To the greatest event of the year! The Bad Movie Battle Royale! Place your bets, place your bets. 12 contenders walk in, only 1 of them will be walking out. A fight to the death.
Let's meet the contenders!
The Amazing Bulk (rated 5.63)
Future-Kill (rated 2.25)
Quest for the Mighty Sword (rated 5.50)
TerrorVision (rated 5.38)
Alligator (rated 6.38)
Rumpelstiltskin (rated 5.63)
R.O.T.O.R. (rated 5.13)
She (rated 5.75)
Alienator (rated 6.25)
Panman (rated 5.00)
Orca: The Killer Whale (rated 8.00)
Birdemic (rated 5.88)
And Star Crystal is out of the royale for steroid use. (and cuz my vhs is a piece of shit)
We're winding down on the reviews. I watched 3 of the last 4 contenders this weekend and let me tell you...we're up for some real challenges.
So here's what's gonna happen. I've got a movie to give to you. (Actually I don't but I will find one.) I can assure you of 2 things...it's a DVD and it'll be bad. Awesomely bad. (and probably a used copy) but regardless...it's free so shut up.
First you need to be a follower. Either here, or facebook, or Twitter. THEN its time to place your bets. In the comments section of this post put your name, your email, and who you think will win. Or shoot me an email if you'd rather not announce your email to the world. Then once all the reviews are in I'll give it a few days for everyone to place their bets and then It's Clobberin Time.
And don't worry if more than one person bets on the same contender. Let's say 3 people bet on Orca to win. And then Orca does win. Then those 3 people that bet on Orca will get their name put in a hat and drawn at random. Then lets say nobody bets on Future-Kill (Which I strongly advocate NOT betting on him. I think the decks are stacked on that guy). But then let's say Future-Kill wins, then EVERYONE'S name who placed bets gets put in a hat and drawn at random.
That's the name of the game friends. LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!!!!