Showing posts with label Dollman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dollman. Show all posts

Friday, April 29, 2011

Puppet Master Collection on DVD plus SO MUCH MORE!


Happy Full Moon Friday!

GUESS WHAT!? Charles Band (or most likely one of his wonderful minions) has linked my Evil Bong 3D review EVERYWHERE! He posted it on Facebook, sent it out with the email newsletter, put it up on the Full Moon Direct homepage AND the Evil Bong 3D website! We did it friends! By god, we're getting noticed around here. Now if we can just convince him to make that Wolf Cop movie, we're fucking set.

You know, it's just been a Full Moon/Charles Band kinda week. Everything from Evil Bong 3D to Incest Death Squad. It's been a hell of a time. I'll have to get out and do more of these journeys to see movies because it gives me a weeks worth of material to write about. But being it's been one amazing day after another I see no other way to end the week other than with Full Moon.

So, after stumbling around aimlessly on Amazon I discovered some movie sets I never knew existed. Get your wallets out, this is gonna be expensive...

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Amazon Price: $26.49

HOLY SHIT! That is less than $3 a movie. Whether you're a fan of Puppet Master or are just looking to watch them all...this is the way to go. This set contains ALL 9 Puppet Master films. (excluding Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys) So that's Puppet Master 1-5, Curse, Retro, Legacy, and the All New Axis of Evil. I need this set.

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Amazon Price: $9.99

You've heard me talk about them all week, now you can own them!

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Amazon Price: $10.74

This is an older set but still a good one.

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Amazon Price: $12.99

These are the kinda unofficial sequels to Robot Jox. Worth the watch. And I believe Barbara Crampton appears in Robot Wars.

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Amazon Price: $9.99

Get caught up for Gingerdead Man 3 with this set. Not a bad price for both movies.

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Amazon Price: $13.49

Fuck Twilight. These are real Vampire. Angus Scrimm vampires. It's a shame this doesn't have all 4. Still not bad though. You can always pick up 4 at Full Moon Direct.

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Amazon Price: $13.49

It's sad that Demonic Toys 2 isn't on here but its still a cool set with Demonic Toys, Dollman, and Dollman vs Demonic Toys. I've seen this in Walmart for $5 so you may want to try there first.

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Amazon Price: $9.99

Oh yeah, this set is worth it. There's actually 6 total Trancer movies. But I believe that the first 3 tie into each other best and give a really good effort. 4, 5, & 6 kinda do their own thing. Which is fine. And so is this set.

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Amazon Price: $9.49

This is another one I've seen in Walmart for $5. It's worth it. Especially if you are unsure of Puppet Master but you want to give it a shot. The first 3 Puppet Master movies are excellent and well worth this price.

Well that's enough whorin' around for Full Moon for one week don't you think? We'll see you next week where I'll show you a trailer that is one of the most amazing Rip Off...of a Rip Offs that I have ever seen!

Have a great weekend everybody!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

The 31 Baddest Days of Halloween: Charles Band #9

THE TOP TEN


It's October and with it comes a huge list of epic greatness. In case you haven't read the intro to this thing, I'll be counting down 31 of the greatest Charles Band movies. Keep your internet dials tuned to Mr. Gable's Reality DAILY for new and exciting Charles Band goodness. I began this countdown with TEN Charles Band movies that I have yet to see, then I explored ELEVEN films that personally learned the art of Kick Ass! from Charles Band, and now I present to you, the loyal Reality fans, THE TOP TEN CHARLES BAND MOVIES OF ALL TIME! Let's do this thing...

The Greatest Bad Movies Charles Band Has Ever Produced #9


Ah hahahaha the poster's enough guys right? You don't need a trailer do you? Oh wait, the trailer's way better!

The Trailer:



I'm gonna make so many dick jokes.

Dollman. That's what I've named my cock...because it's 13 inches of attitude. (nobody? not funny? I know. Had to do it)

So Dollman is epic for several reasons. #1 being Tim Thomerson. This guy makes bad movies AMAZING. I know the premise to this movie is pretty crazy...really crazy...but Tim Thomerson somehow manages to make it seem like it's a good god damn movie. It's absolutely magical how he does it. I love Tim Thomerson. If I was 40 years older and gay I'd do him.

Can you just imagine a 13 inch dude jerkin me off? AH HAHAHA that was awesome. Bad images! BAD IMAGES!

Now besides having an insane plot and some general out-of-this-world craziness...including a mortal enemy that is just a hovering head...there is one scene in particular that...PROPELS this movie onto the Top Ten. I couldn't find it on YouTube but basically it involves Dollman leaping from an apartment window and clinging onto the side of a getaway car. It's so god damned funny. You need to see it.

So for having unfindable YouTube scenes and starring pre-Freddy Krueger Jackie Earle Haley, I give Dollman the #9 spot on the 31 greatest Charles Band movies of all time!

Also my dick is huge.

If you liked this movie then check out: Femalien & Femalien II: The Search of Kara