Puppet Master Collection on DVD plus SO MUCH MORE!

Happy Full Moon Friday!

GUESS WHAT!? Charles Band (or most likely one of his wonderful minions) has linked my Evil Bong 3D review EVERYWHERE! He posted it on Facebook, sent it out with the email newsletter, put it up on the Full Moon Direct homepage AND the Evil Bong 3D website! We did it friends! By god, we're getting noticed around here. Now if we can just convince him to make that Wolf Cop movie, we're fucking set.

You know, it's just been a Full Moon/Charles Band kinda week. Everything from Evil Bong 3D to Incest Death Squad. It's been a hell of a time. I'll have to get out and do more of these journeys to see movies because it gives me a weeks worth of material to write about. But being it's been one amazing day after another I see no other way to end the week other than with Full Moon.

So, after stumbling around aimlessly on Amazon I discovered some movie sets I never knew existed. Get your wallets out, this is gonna be expensive...

(Click the picture to be linked to Amazon)

 

Amazon Price: $26.49

HOLY SHIT! That is less than $3 a movie. Whether you're a fan of Puppet Master or are just looking to watch them all...this is the way to go. This set contains ALL 9 Puppet Master films. (excluding Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys) So that's Puppet Master 1-5, Curse, Retro, Legacy, and the All New Axis of Evil. I need this set.

Amazon Price: $9.99

You've heard me talk about them all week, now you can own them!

Amazon Price: $10.74

This is an older set but still a good one.

Amazon Price: $12.99

These are the kinda unofficial sequels to Robot Jox. Worth the watch. And I believe Barbara Crampton appears in Robot Wars.

Amazon Price: $9.99

Get caught up for Gingerdead Man 3 with this set. Not a bad price for both movies.

 

Amazon Price: $13.49

Fuck Twilight. These are real Vampire. Angus Scrimm vampires. It's a shame this doesn't have all 4. Still not bad though. You can always pick up 4 at Full Moon Direct.

Amazon Price: $13.49

It's sad that Demonic Toys 2 isn't on here but its still a cool set with Demonic Toys, Dollman, and Dollman vs Demonic Toys. I've seen this in Walmart for $5 so you may want to try there first.

Amazon Price: $9.99

Oh yeah, this set is worth it. There's actually 6 total Trancer movies. But I believe that the first 3 tie into each other best and give a really good effort. 4, 5, & 6 kinda do their own thing. Which is fine. And so is this set.

Amazon Price: $9.49

This is another one I've seen in Walmart for $5. It's worth it. Especially if you are unsure of Puppet Master but you want to give it a shot. The first 3 Puppet Master movies are excellent and well worth this price.

Well that's enough whorin' around for Full Moon for one week don't you think? We'll see you next week where I'll show you a trailer that is one of the most amazing Rip Off...of a Rip Offs that I have ever seen!

Have a great weekend everybody!

New Charles Band Interview! NEW TRANCERS IS COMING!!

Here is a brand new interview done with the guys at FearCast. It's almost embarrassing to watch if Charles Band wasn't actually there. Those guys are so nervous to talk to him, it's pretty hilarious. Maybe they should have written those que cards a little bigger. lol

And if it were me, I'd probably be worse.

So here's the interview in its entirety. The first six minutes there really isn't much, just reiterating how awesome Band and Full Moon are. Then around the 6:30 mark things get interesting. Charles Band reveals some of his plans for 2011. I don't know if he just decided...fuck it, I'm gonna tell these guys, or what...but here it all is:

-A new film starring an entire midget cast called "Unlucky Charms"
-NEW TRANCERS! TIM THOMERSON IS ON BOARD!! (Trancers 7: Deth in Shanghai)
-And there is a script written for a new Subspecies prequel. They just need money. (I'm hoping they can get Angus Scrimm to come back as Radu's father. THAT would be cool.)

Here's the rest of the interview. Enjoy!

The 31 Baddest Days of Halloween: Charles Band #11

It's October and with it comes a huge list of epic greatness. In case you haven't read the intro to this thing, I'll be counting down 31 of the greatest Charles Band movies. Keep your internet dials tuned to Mr. Gable's Reality DAILY for new and exciting Charles Band goodness. I began this countdown with TEN Charles Band movies that I have yet to see. Now I present to you, the loyal Reality fans, 11 films that personally learned the art of Kick Ass! from Charles Band. Let's do this thing...

The Trailer:

I know that isn't the poster art most people are familiar with but it was just to fucking awesome to pass up. Also I think it's much better and had I seen THIS one, then perhaps I would have watched the movie much sooner. Like you will be doing very soon...

Subspecies is the alpha male of vampire movies. It looks at movies like Twilight and pisses in their faces. And while their gargling yellow liquid waste and screaming, "Nooo!! You're not the greatest! I have several sequels!" That's when Subspecies rips off its head and skull fucks it into oblivion while whispering softly, "I have 4 sequels motherfucker, each infinitely better than the last. There's even a spin off that's pretty similar to me so take that you dirty cocksucker."

And that is how every vampire known to existence came to be. Probably.

In all seriousness, Subspecies is a really good movie. It's a little gritty to watch but the overall story is well done and the effects...are Full Moon effects. What the filmmakers set out to do was put a small spin on the vampire legend and make a good movie, I believe they succeeded. I do own the series although my laziness has prevented me from watching the sequels. But the internet tells me that the sequels are really good so I'm not too worried about anything.

So for not being a pussy vampire movie and for probably violating Twilight in ways we could never fathom, I give Subspecies the #11 spot on the 31 greatest Charles Band movies of all time!

STARTING TOMORROW: THE TOP TEN!!

If you liked this movie then check out: Bloodstone: Subspecies 2, Bloodlust: Subspecies 3, Subspecies 4: Bloodstorm, and Vampire Journals