We're so CLOSE to Thankskilling 2...

Oh Hai everyone. Mr. Gable here. I'd like to take a moment and remind you AGAIN about Thankskilling 2. There are SEVEN DAYS left to donate (and only 7 days left of me pestering you for money) and only $8,000 TO GO! WE'RE SO CLOSE! Tell your friends, tell your family, Thankskilling 2 needs to happen. NEEDS.

I know I'm quite irritating about this...but it's just something I believe in so strongly. Here, let me show you why:

That's roughly what $5000 and a whole lot of knee jobs gets you. Can you imagine what will happen if they had $100,000!!! So please please please donate some ching to the cause. For $5 the turkey will make fun of you on the DVD. YES! For $20 you'll get a copy of Thankskilling 1 AND Thankskilling 2 AND the turkey will make fun of you on the DVD. YES! YES! And there's a whole heaping pile of amazingness when you donate more than that. YES YES YES!!!!

Check out Kickstarter to donate.

Thank you everyone. Have a great weekend!

Reminder on Thankskilling 2

Thankskilling 2 still needs our help! Their campaign on Kickstarter is going...pretty well actually. But it's still a long ways away from their goal. They need $100,000 smackpops to make this thing and they're only about halfway there. Click the link below to pledge some money and help this movie get made! As of today, 7/19/11, we've only got 17 days left! Time is running out!

For $20 you get the original Thankskilling on DVD, the sequel on DVD, AND the insane turkey will make fun of your name in the DVD extras! HOW AWESOME IS THAT!?

CLICK THIS LINK TO PLEDGE

PLEASE DO THIS! If everyone pledges $20, not only do you get cool shit but we get a whole new movie! I really really want a sequel. We can do this. Thankskilling must live on. Who else is going to make a Thanksgiving based horror movie? Eli Roth? HA! Fuck that. We want vulgar turkey's killing naked chicks.

Also, feel free to link this page to everyone you know. Put it on facebook, on twitter, on that new Google+ I keep hearing about. EVERYWHERE! I think the major problem here is that the bird is the word: and the bird is still in the cage.

THANKSKILLING 2 needs our help!

Whip out your wallets, we need to make this happen!


Thankskilling 2 needs our help. If you haven't seen the first one, you need to go to Netflix Instant and watch that shit immediately. It's the greatest Thankgiving movie ever made. It's funny, its cliche, its GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER!

They promised a sequel in outer space at the end of the first one...I hope to fuck that is what they want to do here. Actually, it doesn't matter. I just need more jive-talking, face ripped-off wearing, psycho turkey!

They're asking for $100,000 budget from us. It looks like they really want to do this thing right this time. Not that what they did last time was wrong...but from a filmmaking standpoint its going to cost a little more. They are raising funds via KICKSTARTER, a fundraising website popular with movie makers nowadays. Go there now and donate something. If you donate $5, the turkey will rip on you in the DVD special features! THAT'S WORTH IT!

Check out this AMAZING video pitch for this movie. Even though it doesn't say anything, you get an idea about the awesomeness that is about to transpire.

Fuck yes. Mecha-Turkey.

Check out the Kickstarter page for a long winded article about how awesome the first Thankskilling is and what they want to do with the sequel.

Gobble Gobble Motherfuckers!