This post is for the facebook game I'm participating in. This really doesn't have anything to do with any of my readers, I just need to post a weekly update of all the movies I've watched all week. But by all means, feel free to check it out. There's a lot of greatness going on here.
Boarding House
98 minutesIMDb Rating: 3.3/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: There's gratuitous nudity, and at one point someone says, "I'll be right back."
Total Killcount: 10
Review: I give it a 6/10 because for everything this movie does spectacularly bad, it does something equally as amazing. In a bad way. Love it.
Alone in the Dark
96 minutes
IMDb Rating: 2.3/10
Gable's Rating: 7/10
Bonus Points: None
Total Killcount: 40 (approx. I let a lot of kills go because there were a lot of big slaughters)
Review: I give it a 7/10 because its Uwe Fucking Boll and this movie is the cream of the crop.
Roadkill (2011)
88 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.2/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: This is a foreign made movie. (Ireland)
Total Killcount: 13
Review: I give it a 8/10 because this is a maneater movie about a giant fucking vulture murdering people.
R.O.T. Reunion of Terror
82 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.0/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: There's nudity, The killer's face is obscured for 85% of the movie, and the final girl is actually a guy. (Automatic triple bonus because the final guy is the lone survivor)
Total Killcount: 9
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie is amazing. I loved it.
Tamara
98minutesIMDb Rating: 5.0/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: None. :(
Total Killcount: 9
Review: I give it a 8/10 because I really liked this movie. Loser girl dies and comes back to get her revenge.
Dylan Dog
107 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.1/10
Gable's Rating: 9/10
Bonus Points: None
Total Killcount: 4
Review: I give it a 9/10 because I Loved this movie. For me, this movie isn't very good but I could see myself watching it over and over.
Skinner
90 minutesIMDb Rating: 4.8/10
Gable's Rating: 5/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: There's nudity, someone trips and falls while being pursued by Ted Raimi.
Total Killcount: 6
Review: I give it a 5/10 because it's Ted Raimi as a serial killer. But it also sucks hard.
Squirm
92 minutesIMDb Rating: 3.9/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: There's nudity.
Total Killcount: 5
Review: I give it a 8/10 because killer worms. Nuff said.
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
88 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.6/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: Sequel 4 or higher, The killer's face is obscured for the whole movie, it takes place on a specific holiday: HALLOWEEN.
Total Killcount: 13
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie fucking owns. Halloween 4 is the best one IMO.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
96 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.6/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: This is a sequel 4 or higher, the killer's face is obscured for the entire movie, takes place on a specific holiday: HALLOWEEN. Also there is a lot of kittens. I don't know how many points that is worth.
Total Killcount: 8
Review: I give it a 6/10 because Halloween 5 was ok. I liked it but when partnered with 4...there's just no comparison. This is the worse of the two. And the mask sucked.
The Devil Within Her
95 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.5/10
Gable's Rating: 7/10
Bonus Points: This is a foreign movie (British), and there's nudity. I don't know if a evil cursed baby counts as a slasher movie or not.
Total Killcount: 4
Review: I give it a 7/10 because it's a killer baby that is cursed by a jester midget. HAHAHAHA
Boy Eats Girl
80 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.9/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: This is a foreign movie (Ireland), and there is a character that trips and falls running away from zombies.
Total Killcount: 7
Review: I give it a 8/10 because even though this movie spends over half of its running time getting things set up, the last half of the movie is fucking worth it.
Ghost Rider
123 minutes (extended cut)
IMDb Rating: 5.2/10
Gable's Rating: 9/10
Bonus Points: None
Total Killcount: 6
Review: I give it a 9/10 because this fucking movie is awesome. Don't care what everyone else thinks. I love it. (yeah, it's total shit but it's amazing.)
The Tomb (2009)
89 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.1/10
Gable's Rating: 1/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: There's nudity
Total Killcount: 4
Review: I give it a 1/10 because this is a complete waste of time. Fuck this movie.
The Gore Gore Girls
81 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.3/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: There's nudity, and the killer's face is obscured for 85% of the film.
Total Killcount: 6
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie rules. It's...so much...blood.
Gothkill
77 minutesIMDb Rating: 3.5/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: There's an amazing amount of nudity.
Total Killcount: 28 (fuck yeah!)
Review: I give it a 10/10 because I love everything about this movie. It's complete win.
Super Hybrid
90 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.0/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: A character slips and falls.
Total Killcount: 8
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this is a killer car movie and the killer car is actually a shapeshifting alien. YES!
The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror Marathon
4 HOURS
IMDb Rating: 8.9/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: None.
Total Killcount: I didn't count, it's a cartoon.
Review: I give it a 10/10 because it's fucking The Simpsons. Duh!
By 'The Tomb', you wouldn't happen to be talking about 'H.P. Lovecraft's The Tomb would you? The Ulli Lommell film that has as much to do with H.P. Lovecraft as it has to do with tombs?
ReplyDeleteI was actually talking about the 2009 Fangoria one.
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