Ladies getting EYE Raped in: KILLER EYE 2!

Don't believe me, check out the trailer:

At 1:10, right after she says "The Eye Wants to Procreate With Us."

The Eye Want to Procreate With Us. HAHAHAHAHA Hell Yes it does!

This movie has been nearly 2 months in the making. WOW. Full Moon is really pumping out that shit fast. I guess they want it out by Halloween since its: Killer Eye 2: Halloween Haunt. That's ok with me, that's always been a part of the Full Moon experience, watching an insane movie that only took a short time to make. The faster its made the more chance of cheese there is.

You know at least ONE of these ladies is against nudity. Probably the one with the Tshirt.

I think I'm the first one to report this trailer. That's sad. And awesome. (Hey, I'm on the cutting edge of badness!) I mean come on, a Full Moon monster in the REAL WORLD! With lots of unwanted sex! It's OBVIOUSLY the next step for this series. Who wouldn't want to see that?

Maybe it's not just the eye that escapes through the TV. Maybe TerrorVision will make a quick cameo. You know that thing is sitting in a warehouse somewhere. Dig that shit up and stuff him in a movie again. WE WANT TERRORVISION! WE WANT TERRORVISION! WE WANT TERRORVISION!

I hope there's some random cop they call in. You know there will be. He'll walk in and see how smokin hot they all are and have walking wet dreams. Then he'll try to save them from the Eye but he'll die but not before saying something so stupid you'll want to punch yourself. But he'll die and we'll all be the better for it.

I can't fucking wait for this movie. My mind is exploding with possibilities.

Good times. I assume this will be available in October on DVD. No official details have been presented. Check out Full Moon Direct in the future for details.

THREE new Full Moon movies go into production!

From the email I received yesterday:

Full Moon is starting production on 3 new feature films!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we're super inspired and excited about these unique productions!!!!!!!!!

They are: KILLER EYE 2: HALLOWEEN HAUNT! Our killer horny eyeball is back as a replica size hypnotic monster that terrorizes 5 hot chicks as they set up a Halloween haunt in an old mansion! UNLUCKY CHARMS: Four super deformed mythical monsters are called upon to extract revenge on a group of beauty contestants shooting a reality TV show! And THE DEAD WANT WOMEN! This title says it all! Our first living dead movie in ages - and these dead simply want women!!!

CB

HOLY SHIT! KILLER HORNY EYEBALL! I NEED TO SEE PART ONE! HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is awesome news. Even though I was really hoping TRANCERS 7 would be included in this list...but it isn't. I hope that stills makes it someday. But this news is still awesome! It's glad to see that their list of new movies is started to extend PAST sequels. (Killer Eye 2 not included) The Dead Want Woman: That sounds amazing. But I can't help but wonder in what way the Dead will need these women. Hopefully they need them naked. That's my vote. And Unlucky Charms...I know this is about midgets. Fucking awesome deformed midgets. Charles Band also included four character descriptions for Unlucky Charms, check it out:

FARR DARRIG:
a strange dwarf with a bright red beard. His clothes and hat suggest those of a Leprechaun, but not green....instead bright red

BANSHEE:
An old female hag with straw-like hair and milky-white eyes, dressed in rags, her mouth seeming much larger than it should

POOKAH:
a hideous hobgoblin with long sharp claws and wicked needle teeth

BLOODY BONES:
A one eyed Cyclops with a necklace of bones not quite stripped of bloody flesh

Ah, fuck yeah. This is gonna be awesome. I'll be sure to let you know when these become available!

The 31 Baddest Days of Halloween: Charles Band #26

It's October and with it comes a huge list of epic greatness. In case you haven't read the intro to this thing, I'll be counting down 31 of the greatest Charles Band movies. Keep your internet dials tuned to Mr. Gable's Reality DAILY for new and exciting Charles Band goodness. I'll begin this countdown with TEN Charles Band movies that I have yet to see. I've seen the trailers and I gotta say...I am impressed. So let's do this thing...

The Greatest Bad Movies Charles Band Has Ever Produced #26

The Trailer:

Wait a minute, was that a wilhelm scream I heard in the trailer? Also was that several women that killer eye was getting busy with? (or possibly raping?) Holy shit, this movie is gonna be awesome!

I like the concept. I think there's a lot of room for bat shit insanity with this movie. A killer eye...come on, that is kinda awesome. And it's fucking pupil looks like one of those gadgets you'd pick up at a Spencer's Gifts. I love it. I can't wait to see this thing. I hope it fucking talks like The Killer Tongue. I would LOL all over my fucking basement. You have no idea.

So for having a premise that is completely ripped out of left field and for a killer eye having more sex than I ever will, I give The Killer Eye the #26 spot on The 31 Greatest Bad Movies Charles Band Has Ever Produced.

If you liked this movie then check out: Killjoy, Killyjoy 2, Killjoy 3

(In case you're wondering what the extra movie's I've been linking at the bottom are...they are movies that I either considered for this list and I cut out or that I believe are somehow relevant to the movie on the countdown. I'm just spreading around the Charles Band a little extra for everyone.)