Friday, May 18, 2012

There are giant DRAGON WASPS coming!

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Wasps just aren't big enough...and don't shoot enough fire out of their ass."

I too.

Ah yeah, Corin Nemic. That guys in all the best shit. Sand Sharks. House of Bones. Mansquito. This is gonna be awesome.


When her father mysteriously disappears on an expedition, beautiful entomologist Gina Humphries and her fiery assistant, Rhonda, set out to search the rain forests of Belize. Due to numerous robberies and assaults in the jungle, they are escorted by heavily-armed soldiers. Guerillas, lead by the infamous Jaguar, ambush the convoy and incite a bloody shootout. Just when things can’t get worse, a horde of murderous Dragon Wasps, massive flying bugs that shoot flame from their abdomens, swarms the soldiers. Now the military must defeat Jaguar’s bandits and survive the fearsome insect onslaught as they venture inside the Dragon Wasps’ hive.

This movie needs to hurry up and be in my life. No idea when this will be released....looks like a SyFy original so I'm sure they'll pick it up to air sometime later this year.


  1. When I eventually make a movie, it's going to be either a straight goofy action film, ala Pierre Kirby, or it's going to be a full-on extravaganza full of robots, dinosaurs, giant monsters, neon, hard rock, action, lasers, and a death toll the size of an average spaghetti western (bordering on 200!)!

  2. And probably on a budget of just 1000 bucks!

  3. Chris, I will invest 1000 bucks in that pitch.

  4. I'm going to start campaigning for the Asylum to let me write a movie for them, I'm stealing all those ideas. (Like I didn't have them already!)

  5. This may be the single most awesome movie concept I've ever seen.