The 31 Baddest Days of Halloween: Survival Log Day 23

Memory fading. Fading. Faaaaaaading. Gone. I completely forgot about badnetflix last night. I was out and about for the first two movies but I had planned on coming home and joining in on the third. Got home...straight to bed. FFFFUUUUUU!!!!!

Oh well. I got an extra hour of sleep last night. I'm feeling kinda good. At least for a couple more hours. HAHAHAHA

"This guy has Incest Jealousy."

You all need to the official website and spend $20 so you can get Incest Death Squad 1 and 2. It's fucking worth it.

Going into this, I expected something above the line of Ulli Lommel. (NOTHING can go under that line. Absolutely nothing.) I also figured it'd be filmed with camera phone. What I got instead was an actually decently directed movie, fairly well lit, and shot on a decent camera! And TITS, there's all kinds of nice ole tits in this movie.

If you love sleaze, you'll love this movie. It will blow your world up! There's a special place in hell for all of the people that watch this movie and smile.

The story is something like a reporter hears there's murders going on in this small WI town so he goes to check it out. There's this brother/sister team dragging people back to their place to kill them because they're a bunch of sinners. Also, they Incest each other. The reporter catches up with them and gets initiated into their little gang of killers. He denies, they let him go. Everyone lives happily ever after.

I hate to say this but it just goes to show you that MN just can't beat WI. Vikings/Packers. Strip Club Slasher/Incest Death Squad. There's something sick in the water over there. (That doesn't mean we'll give up though. The movie world hasn't met me yet)

Incest Death Squad is fucking awesome. Just so much unauthorized anal entry. And not with penises.

Incest Death Squad.

That's right fuckers: INCEST DEATH SQUAD.

I'm just going to let that sink in a minute.

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Oh yeah. This is happening.

Incest Death Squad is actually a product of my trip to Evil Bong 3D. I met the writer/director Cory J. Udler there. He was a very cool guy and we got to shooting the shit about bad movies...and it turns out he made a couple of his own. Incest Death Squad being one of them. The other? Incest Death Squad 2! HAHAHAHA

That's amazing. There isn't just ONE of these trashy movies, THERE'S TWO! This is gonna be awesome.

Check out this joyous trailer now:

Lloyd Kaufman baby. You know its awesome when that guys involved. And his little rant at the beginning of that trailer is priceless.

Synopsis:

Incest Death Squad.  The name itself counjures up images of exploitation and grindhouse filth.  The first film, released October 2009, follows the incestuous Wayne Family and the newspaper reporter, Aaron Burg, on an orgy of bloodlust.  The film has been panned by Fangoria, heralded as a classic by dozens of other horror and exploitation websites and magazines and celebrated by trash film fans across the globe.

After speaking with Cory Udler about his movies, he told me that he'll be sending me a screener copy of them. And let me tell you, if I get those I'm gonna review the SHIT out of them. I'm going to do terrible Incestuous things to those discs. And I'll be sure to write all about it!

But for now, YOU can own these amazing movies! Go to the official website and you'll be redirected from there to buy it and you can also check out other info (like part 2) and pictures.