Bad Movie Pitches

You know, there's just some movies that are too epic to make. Or maybe they just are so outlandishly terrible that there's no chance in hell that anyone with half a competent mind would even contemplate making them. Well, I'm here to set some things straight. These movies DO deserve to get made. Why? Cuz they're fucking awesome, that's why.

Below you will see several carefully outlined shitty movie plots. There's just some movies I want to see and I'm sure after reading these you'll want to see them too. Enjoy...

Mr. Gable's Movie Pitches
(If you have money and want to see these made, let's talk.)

Evil Bong 4
Mangina vs Cockasaurus 
Redneck Rampage
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 6: Billy's Revenge