Thursday, November 4, 2010

Nude Nuns with Big Guns. Synopsis and Trailer ensue:


Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this


(Oh my god, I just shit my pants. This is gonna be AWESOME!!!!)

The Trailer:

(oh my god, I just creamed my pants, this is gonna be AWESOME!!!!)

Just when I thought the 80's was trying to make a comeback, the 70's just kicked its ass off to the side and moved to the head of the line. Dammit I love movies.

So along comes Nude Nuns With Big Guns. (with a 9.5 rating already on IMDb! hilarious.) I wish I would have known about it before yesterday because there was a FREE SCREENING in LA. Not that I live anywhere near there but it's possible some of you do.

I just did a little (and I mean a few seconds worth) of research on this thing and it looks to be just in the theatre stage. Yesterday was the big premiere and from there I do not know. I'm sure DVD is just on the horizon...unless they decide to do a quick tour. I just added them on facebook so I'll be able to follow this thing all the way to my DVD player. I HAVE to see this movie.

Check out the official website for more information. There's some Production Photos and Movie Stills and more information on the cast and crew.

The only thing that doesn't feel right about this movie is that I only see ONE Nun there. I thought there was going to be NunS, plural. Maybe it happens at the climax. Both for the movie and myself.

(Hey Guts and Grog! You can add this one to your Naked Massacre Night Part 2!)


  1. I was thinking that the whole time I was reading this. With all these new movies popping up It's gonna have too be a whole weekend kind of thing.