Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Red Band Trailer: New Xmas Horror!!

Figured I'd better post this. It's looks fucking amazing. It's that special time of year and here comes another (what could possibly be) a great Christmas horror flick. I love Christmas and Christmas movies. And I love Christmas Horror moreso. Silent Night Deadly Night, Santa's Slay, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians...and now Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. Fuck. Yes!


It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an "archeological" dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn't the one you want coming to town. When all the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father, Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa's elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare - a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern-day morality. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing.

The Trailer:

Check out the official website for more information. Far as I can tell there isn't a release date yet. But I'm adding them to the old facebook page and I'll follow this thing until it does.

Let the Holiday Season BEGIN!


  1. ...he knows if you've been bad or good and he doesn't give a shit! LOL!

  2. Whoa. This looks good. I will never look at Santa the same way again. I will have to avoid the malls this month.

    Where the hell have I been? I had no idea there were so many Christmas horror films out there. Granted, I'm not a huge movie buff, but I do love a good horror flick and I'm shocked by this. I must investigate.