Thursday, April 19, 2012

The Bad Movie Battle Royale 2012 DRAFT PARTY!

The Bad Movie Battle Royale is right around the corner (don't peak) but first we have to pick the order in which they will duke it out. The order is important in several ways. First: The order will decide the match ups in the King of the Ring style match ups. Here's how the bracket will look:

This is important because the results of these match ups will decide the order in which they will enter the Royal Rumble match up. So the number 1 and 2 spots are top spots because the loser of that match up will be the last one to enter the Royal Rumble, they will be the freshest and most likely to win. And the person who wins the King of the Ring will be the first to enter the Rumble, putting them up against EVERYONE and most likely not winning. So either get out early or go for the gold. I'll leave that up to the contenders.

So without further distraction, get your drinks mixed and your pants loosened because here is the Bad Movie Battle Royale DRAFT PARTY!

 Highlight the grey box to read my commentary.

Robot vs a Killer Tire, Santa vs a Poolboy, T-Rex vs Satan, a giant firebreathing turtle vs a woman in a bikini! OH MAN, this is gonna be nuts! I can't wait. Tankgirl and Hercules definitely have the best spot on the bracket as they can either go all the way to the King of the Ring championship or they can lose the first round and end up being in the best spot in the Royal Rumble. And maybe even meeting up in the final, true blue, championship match.

So come back here MONDAY, APRIL 23RD and we'll get this thing started. And don't forget to place your bets as to who you think can win this thing. Chose any two contenders at a chance to win 1 of 3 prizes!


  1. I cannot believe the match ups! At least three of these first round battles are going to break my heart.

  2. HOO BOY! That turned out awesome. It all worked out so that Hercules, Yor, Poolboy and Gamera could ALL conceivably end up in the final four! Oh boy this is gonna be great *rubs hands together*