Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Bad Movie Battle Royale 2012 CONTEST! Place your bets!

Step right up and place your bets! This is the Bad Movie Battle Royale and it wouldn't be an event to remember if somebody didn't win something at the end of it! And this go around I have THREE prizes for you. 16 contenders walk in, 1 will walk out a champion. Before I continue, let's meet our contenders once more:





You can view their fighter description pages here, here, here, and here.

Now that the contender spots have been filled, it's time to place your bets. Who do you think will win? This year, you have 3 chances to win. First: Just for placing a bet (any bet!) you'll be thrown into a drawing for a third place prize (prizes below). The winner of the King of the Ring bracket will determine the second place prize. And the winner of the Royal Rumble match up will determine the first place prize.

So here's what you need to do:

Comment here, on facebook, on twitter, or shoot me an email at mrgablesreality(at)hotmail(dot)com. Put your name and a way to contact you (email preferred), then pick 2 contenders you think will win. If either of them wins the King of the Ring or the Royal Rumble you will win the prize below! If two or more people chose one contender to win then those names will be thrown into a hat and a winner will be drawn from it. So let's say 3 people pick Poolboy to win and he does win, then those 3 will be put into a hat and a winner will be drawn. And if nobody picks a winning contender then ALL names will be put into a hat and a winner will be drawn. So let's say nobody thinks Tammy can win it but she does win, then everyone that placed a bet will be put into a hat and a winner will be drawn.

What you can win!

3rd place prize!

The third place prize is a mystery to even myself. I can assure you that it'll be awesome and it'll be bad. You won't be disappointed.

2nd place prize!

A copy of Poolboy: Drowning Out the Fury on DVD! Brand new and sealed! This movie is epic in every sense of the word and I'm glad that I'll be sharing it with the winner of the King of the Ring.

1st place prize!

The Prophecy collection on DVD! All 5 Prophecy movies in one convenient set! Brand New and sealed! You get 3 times the Christopher Walken with this set with a bonus set of 2 sequels after that! Echo Bridge somehow managed to fit all this epicness into one DVD case. All films Widescreen.

There you have it folks! Place your bets and let it be known who YOU think can win the Bad Movie Battle Royale!

Place your bets by Sunday, April 22nd, 2012.

On Monday, April 23rd, 2012, the Bad Movie Battle Royale 2012 begins...


  1. 2 Headed Shark and Spaced Invaders are gonna kill. I think Herc will rock it but in the end shark is gonna getcha! Pool boy will kick the ass but then his racism against the Spaced Invaders will fuel their second wind and they will come out on top. Such an epic list this year. Hard to choose man.

  2. Hot dayummm!!...I was thinkin' With a third prize like that, I hope I don't come first! But that's a typo! hahaha!

    As for my vote, I think ULLI LOMMEL WILL SHOWER THE WORLD WITH BLOOD!!!!...who-ho-hoah, sorry, I tend to randomly become a conduit for dark forces every now and then, it's one of the side-effects to watching UL's entire filmography! haha!

    Well I decided via my own battle royale-with coin flipping. It was between Gamera and Two-Headed Shark, Yor and the Wraith. It went, Gamera-Wraith, so, those are the two I'll be voting to win the Bad Movie Battle Royale!

    My email is chrishewson94@yahoo.com

  3. haha thank you Chris for catching that. YES, The Prophecy collection is the first prize winner. I read it over this morning like 4 times and I STILL missed it. It's changed now, so we're good.

    All good picks so far. Actually, any pick is a really good pick. I ran about 5 practice KotR match ups and they all came up with really interesting results. Some had some big winners and others had some really underdog winners so the real deal is up in the air. They are all pretty equally matched since they are all built from the same template but with different looks/weights/finishers/statistics. That's the only thing that sets them apart.

    And Chris...I bow my head to your Lommel tolerance. One day I may be up to your level of bad but I just can't punish myself that severly yet :D

  4. Dammit, I can only pick TWO!? FUUUUUUUU!

    Okay okay okay, I'll say Gamera, Hercules, Yor and Poolboy. Fuck. That's four. Uhm, Gamera and... Sheesh, I can't pick who I love more out of Reb Brown, Kevin Sorbo and Lou fuckin' Ferrigno! Okay, 1d6: 1-2 Reb, 3-4 Kevin and 5-6 Lou. Lemme go get my dice... Rolling...

    It's Ferrigno! Yeesh, that was nerve wracking : P So, yeah, to sum up, my picks for this year's Royale are GAMERA & HERCULES (and you already have my email, o' course) Heh, I should log on as anonymous and pick Poolboy and Yor : >

  5. I have been looking at this off and on all day and can't decide on just two. I mean I CAN, but there are regrets. Always regrets.

    So anyway, my choices are Yor and Tank Girl.

    This was hard. Feh.

  6. Oh I know, this year is pretty epic. I really should've thrown in more curve balls and made picks easier :D Good picks guys!

    Vincent: I'm glad I'm not the only one that let's things get decided by fate. hahaha You have the GLISTENINGLY WHITE DICE OF DESTINY! Oh man, wouldn't that be epic if it came down to Gamera vs Hercules. HOLY SHIT.

    Stacia: I understand. I'm really sorry I stressed you out all day :D But it's gonna be worth it. And good call on Yor and Tank Girl. Deep in my soul I'm rooting for Tank Girl. She's got bigger balls than most of the contenders. And if it actually came down to Yor and Tank Girl I don't know if they're would be an official winner since they'd most likely just go offstage and have sex with each other. hahahahaha

  7. And if it actually came down to Yor and Tank Girl I don't know if they're would be an official winner since they'd most likely just go offstage and have sex with each other.

    And thus 1000 fanfics have been born.

  8. HAHAHAHA Oh man, this whole ROYALE could be one giant fan fic! Could you just imagine this as one big porno. Santa Claus is pummeling the martians, yor and tank girl and bangin, and everyone else is still beating each other in the ring!

    Too far? Probably.

  9. Putting my bet on Yor and Robowar. Go Reb!

  10. I've been doing a lot of analysis these last few days and I have a feeling it's going to come down to Tank Girl and Yor.

    In the spirit of things I'm just gonna throw out my two picks. I don't get to win but I want to chime in too :D I'm gonna put my money on Tammy and Poolboy. I was pretty impressed with Tammy in the fake tournaments and mach-matches I put her in. She handled her body VEEEERRRRY well. And Poolboy will just own everyone. He's from vietnam...so he's not all there mentally. That means BIG trouble for everyone involved.