Wrestling Superstars to kick ass in River of Darkness

Dear god this is happening. It ALREADY has a 2.1 rating on IMDb. I'm so fucking excited for this!! Kurt Angle. Kevin Nash. And Psycho Sid Vicious all in the same movie. And if that terribly photoshopped poster isn't good enough for you, then check out these equally as amazing posters:

I wonder why this one isn't the finished poster?

HAHAHAHA They used the same head for this poster and the one at the beginning! HAHAHAHA Man, I love terrible movies.

The brutally short synopsis courtesy of IMDb.com:

When brutal murdering starts in a small riverside town, the sheriff must investigate and face the horrific past.

Ok, that's enough. I don't need to know anymore about this movie. That's good enough. But for the rest of you, here's the trailer. I'm sure it's just amazing as I think it is.

Alright. I watched it. Couldn't resist. Man, I think the budget went to getting those 3 wrestlers to star in this movie. YES! I wouldn't have it any other way. Look for it on DVD March 29, 2011.

Movie: MONSTER BRAWL brings fights to the graveyard

This just in from Shock Til You Drop

MONSTER BRAWL! A free for all deathmatch between histories greatest monsters. On Pay Per View!! This is gonna be crazy. I'm keeping my eye on this. It sounds terribly awesome. I can't wait.

Here's what STYD had to say...

The filmmakers behind Scarce are going to be ringleaders of a Monster Brawl.

Dave Foley, Robert Maillet, wrestling vets Jimmy Hart and Kevin Nash, MMA ref Herb Dean and Lance Henriksen are participating in this horror-comedy shooting up in Ontario for Foresight Features.

The film depicts an action-packed fighting tournament set in an abandoned graveyard transformed into a brawling venue. Brawl promises to feature a roster of classic monsters, battling to the death in an explosive Pay-Per-View television broadcast format.

Foresight Features is producing Monster Brawl as their flagship film with plans to produce two features annually for the next five years. Their next feature, Exit Humanity, is set to shoot starting October 18th, 2010.