Monday, April 18, 2011

From the director of Commando comes: GROUPIE

It doesn't matter how terrible horror plots get...because they will just keep getting worse. Thank you bad movie god! You are amazing.

From acclaimed camera wizard Mark L. Lester, director of Commando, Showdown in Little Tokyo, Firestarter, Class of 1999, and his most recent flick Pteryodactyl (HAHAHA) comes GROUPIE.

When a mysterious groupie joins legendary cursed band, "The Dark Knights", a series of unexplained murders derails their comeback tour.
*facepalm* We're in for some real shit here friends.

Oh yeah, that's Eric Roberts. He's in everything from The Expendables to Sharktopus. (And that's just in the last couple years) If there's any reason you'd need to watch this movie, then he is it.'s looks pretty terrible. But you know me, I'll watch anything. So I'm sure this will hit Netflix Instant and I'll definitely slam down some rum. Then once my brain has shut down...I'll watch it.

But for the rest of you....Groupie is coming to DVD on June 14th.


  1. GOD I FUCKING HATE depictions of rock concerts in movies. This one might be too painful for me.

  2. Looks Awful, but got to watch it for Eric Roberts. He is always entertaining.

  3. Screw Groupie, I just added Pteryodactyl to my queue! Dang, that looks like it was MADE for a SyFy Saturday night!

  4. Yeah this movie looks pretty bad. I just wanted to say "From the director of Commando comes:" And also wanted to chip in Pterodactyl.

  5. The review at "Eric Roberts - His Movies" said it wasn't bad, so we'll see. After just doing Hitman's Run, another Roberts/Lester collaboration, I may need a break, though Lester has an infinite number of second chances in my book after Commando.