Tuesday, March 20, 2012

So much badness going down in LITTLE CREEPS.

Let's start with the cast:

  • Robert Z'Dar (Maniac Cop)
  • Joe Estevez (Beach Babes From Beyond)
  • Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell)
  • AAANNNDDD Jack "THE SNAKE" Roberts (WWF Wrestler)
Oh man, this is going to be amazing. Wait: It gets better. Synopsis:

"Just because something is a myth doesn't make it fiction. That's a philosophy that Professor Vern Drake (Lee Arenberg) believes when it comes to the Demonicron, a book said to open the gates of hell. After locating the book, he decides to conjure the demons the book contains to do his bidding and get revenge on those who ridiculed him. However, when he only manages to translate half the words required to summon them, he only gets half-size demons. Now the demons are anxious to prove that though they are half the size, they are double the trouble!"

I know what you're thinking. This movie is ripping off Full Moon's The Creeps. It's about a scientist that resurrects the universal monsters but something goes wrong and they're all midgets. I prefer to think of this as a semi sequel that makes the jump from universal monsters to demons. Either way, it pleases me to know that people are still making this kind of movie.

Check out Dread Central for some still photos including a chinese Z'Dar and a fat Jake the Snake.

Here's a rough cut trailer. Hopefully we'll be graced with a proper one soon...but until then, enjoy!


  1. What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

  2. Anything from Ulli Lommel in the last 10 years. I tried to watch 3 of them over Halloween and they nearly put me over the edge.

    Diary of a Cannibal (The worst movie I've ever seen)


    Another one that is about as equally bad. Zombie Nation


    And another one: Curse of the Zodiak


    All Ulli Lommel in the last 10 years and just rancid. Unbearable. Unwatchable. NOTHING redeemably good or redeemably bad about it. They are slow. They are stupid. They serve no purpose in their shitty existence. I hate them. And I wish horrible things upon them.

  3. Proper one coming very soon and thanks for the coverage! :o)