Thursday, March 29, 2012
Tomorrow...epic special contender coming for the Bad Movie Battle Royale
I just wanted to chime in and let you know a special contender will be reviewed tomorrow. This guy is incredible in his awesominity. He is one character that could turn the tables on the whole thing. He defies the laws of existence and has more stamina than an army of robotic strippers.
He came to me and told me that he wanted in on this Royale. He told me that he's going to win this thing. I looked at him and said, "You got it, kid." So I'm giving him a shot and I know all of you out there want this. I know you want this so much so that I need to prepare you ahead of time. You just might faint.
So keep it here tomorrow to read all about your next contender. Back from the dead, dressed in black, and righting wrongs.