Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Wrong Turn 4 trailer
What the fuck is this? A CHRISTMAS MOVIE!? Holy shit. We need to see this trailer now.
FUCK ALL YOU HATERS. FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS TO SEE SOMEONE GET MUTILATED WITH A SNOWMOBILE. GOD THIS IS GONNA BE THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!
At an isolated hospital deep in the West Virginia wilderness, three hideously deformed mutants go on a merciless killing spree. Now, decades later, this family of blood-thirsty cannibals is stalking new prey: a group of young skiers trapped by a blizzard. The abandoned medical wards soon become killing fields as the panicked victims come face to face with a chilling choice: fight back or die. With bonus footage too graphic for theaters, WRONG TURN 4 takes you to the most terrifying place of all...the beginning.
Before I go any further I need to post this:
Sean Skene, Daniel Skene and Scott Johnson play Three-Finger, One-Eye and Saw-Tooth
Alright, this is REEKING of amazing badness. I know what you're thinking: Wrong Turn 4...a prequel? A PREQUEL IN THE SNOW!!!!!?!!???!!!!????!!!! And what the fuck ELSE could we possibly need to know that hasn't already been explained. There's a bunch of rednecks in the woods fucking each other until their genes have warped so bad that they're hideous human beings that eat people that come through their woods. But not before murdering them in the coolest ways possible. That's pretty cut and dry right? No need to "dig" any deeper.
YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG! Watch that trailer again. It will show you how wrong you are.
This movie is going to blow our faces off. Seriously, none of it is necessary. None of it fits with the previous movies. And I don't care. There's going to be so many amazing over the top crazy deaths.
I think I need to acquaint myself with Wrong Turn 3. I've heard terrible things...