Friday, September 2, 2011

Mr. Gable's Reality is ONE YEAR OLD!

Hard to believe that it's been a year already. Actually it's been over a year. I started this blog in August of 2010 but I spent that month transferring my reviews from another website to this one and tidying things up until I could actually start blogging. So it was at the beginning of September when I really started blogging. And boy, did I ever love it. Classic posts as The Killer Tongue Review, The Hobo with a Shotgun trailer, the Lake Placid 3 trailer, and putting James Cameron in his place, all set me on the path to badness.

Now that's what I call a good start.

And from there I had a whole host of amazingness happen. The 31 Baddest Days of Halloween 2010: Charles Band edition, I wrote a short story for the readers of my blog...which was later published in a book, Silent Night, Deadly Night Week, I saw the Panman Trailer and loved it so hard that I received a screener copy which was reviewed TWICE on this blog, The Bad Movie Battle Royale, I got to meet my maker: Charles Band, I single-handedly (probably) got Thankskilling 2 funded, I got the Twitteringly amazing Netflix Instant Bad Movie Marathon off the ground and now it's running WILD, I got Reb Brown to act again (probably), We enjoyed Maneater Week and I told you how to survive it, I went through all 6 Trancers movies and uploaded my first clip of a movie to youtube because of it, I started a fundraiser to help out the aforementioned Panman (which is still active and you should totally help out), and now....

I want to thank you. Thank you for reading. Thank you for following. Thanks to everyone on facebook. Thanks to everyone on Twitter. You've made this whole blogging thing a really fun thing to do. An entire year and not one piece of hatemail. Not one raging comment against me. Nothing. Just a bunch of people sitting around and talking about shitty movies and having a good time doing it. Thank you all. I love what I do and I look forward to the future.

And speaking of the future, I have some really amazing things lined up. I can't wait to find the time to make them reality. Gable's Reality. Podcasts (It's fucking HAPPENING DAMMIT!), Bad Movie Battle Royale Round 2, Cornfest (all the Children of the Corn movies), The 31 Baddest Days of Halloween countdown, and so much more. I can't wait to see what badness happens and I hope you stick around to see it.

It's going to kick ass.

Almost as much as this:


  1. I believe you did get Reb Brown to act again. I also know you helped me survive Maneater Week. Well aside from making me watch Hybrid. Its been fun man. Who knew The Garbage Pail Kids movie could set so many things in motion.

  2. Congratulations on your 1st year! Happy to support you. also: Reb Brown is the man! He is beyond entertaining.

  3. Congrats on the Gable-versary dude! It's been quite a year. My blog turned a year old this summer too but summer is no time for celebrating (except for 4th of July and my birthday). Anyway, I'm glad to have been a part of it. 'Course, you make it easy to follow with your enthusiasm and crazy blog work ethic.

    I plan to celebrate my blogiversary in a little less than a month. Oh yeah, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout! : D

  4. Congrats on your first year, and here's to many more!

  5. Congrats on your first blog birthday! What a long strange kick in the nuts its been. I'm proud to have been along for the ride. We had a three-way with the Garbage Pail Kids, we birthed the Bad Netflix Crew. But its all been mostly you. Your energy is infectious, your sense of humor is obnoxious, your dedication is ridiculous. Seriously, I don't think I've ever seen someone make such an impact in such a short time. You fuckin' rule!

  6. Happy blogiversary! You have come a long way over this very short year. I remember The Reality back when you were just moving over old reviews, and your blog has evolved into a multi-platform buffet of badness. Larry said it best -- you have made a HUGE impact in a very short time. I cannot wait to see what the next year will bring, but I do know it is going to be awesome.

  7. Thanks everyone! It's been a wonderful time getting to meet all of you and doing the things we've been doing around here. This next year is gonna rule. I can't wait.