Puppet Master Collection on DVD plus SO MUCH MORE!

Happy Full Moon Friday!

GUESS WHAT!? Charles Band (or most likely one of his wonderful minions) has linked my Evil Bong 3D review EVERYWHERE! He posted it on Facebook, sent it out with the email newsletter, put it up on the Full Moon Direct homepage AND the Evil Bong 3D website! We did it friends! By god, we're getting noticed around here. Now if we can just convince him to make that Wolf Cop movie, we're fucking set.

You know, it's just been a Full Moon/Charles Band kinda week. Everything from Evil Bong 3D to Incest Death Squad. It's been a hell of a time. I'll have to get out and do more of these journeys to see movies because it gives me a weeks worth of material to write about. But being it's been one amazing day after another I see no other way to end the week other than with Full Moon.

So, after stumbling around aimlessly on Amazon I discovered some movie sets I never knew existed. Get your wallets out, this is gonna be expensive...

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Amazon Price: $26.49

HOLY SHIT! That is less than $3 a movie. Whether you're a fan of Puppet Master or are just looking to watch them all...this is the way to go. This set contains ALL 9 Puppet Master films. (excluding Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys) So that's Puppet Master 1-5, Curse, Retro, Legacy, and the All New Axis of Evil. I need this set.

Amazon Price: $9.99

You've heard me talk about them all week, now you can own them!

Amazon Price: $10.74

This is an older set but still a good one.

Amazon Price: $12.99

These are the kinda unofficial sequels to Robot Jox. Worth the watch. And I believe Barbara Crampton appears in Robot Wars.

Amazon Price: $9.99

Get caught up for Gingerdead Man 3 with this set. Not a bad price for both movies.

 

Amazon Price: $13.49

Fuck Twilight. These are real Vampire. Angus Scrimm vampires. It's a shame this doesn't have all 4. Still not bad though. You can always pick up 4 at Full Moon Direct.

Amazon Price: $13.49

It's sad that Demonic Toys 2 isn't on here but its still a cool set with Demonic Toys, Dollman, and Dollman vs Demonic Toys. I've seen this in Walmart for $5 so you may want to try there first.

Amazon Price: $9.99

Oh yeah, this set is worth it. There's actually 6 total Trancer movies. But I believe that the first 3 tie into each other best and give a really good effort. 4, 5, & 6 kinda do their own thing. Which is fine. And so is this set.

Amazon Price: $9.49

This is another one I've seen in Walmart for $5. It's worth it. Especially if you are unsure of Puppet Master but you want to give it a shot. The first 3 Puppet Master movies are excellent and well worth this price.

Well that's enough whorin' around for Full Moon for one week don't you think? We'll see you next week where I'll show you a trailer that is one of the most amazing Rip Off...of a Rip Offs that I have ever seen!

Have a great weekend everybody!

Dread Central presents: The Bad Cookie

If you are familiar with Dread Central then you probably already know about this. The Bad Cookie is a short film that they were hyping up over the past few weeks. Basically, a killer Halloween cookie. How could you go wrong? Well my friends, you can. First off...

This is all I see when I look at that cookie.

Second...for a seven minute video it takes SIX minutes to get anywhere. I know this is pretty standard practice for horror movies...waiting until the last 10th of the movie to do anything awesome but COME ON! Well, let me show you what I mean...


The Bad Cookie - Short Film
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Eh, that was alright, right? Did anyone else shit their pants with joy? Like, is the front of your pants sticky right now cuz of how awesome that was? If you're like me then no, it's not. So I will redeem this masterpiece of crap.

I was going to cut out the Charles Band for awhile because...you know...I force fed it into all of you, but you know what, fuck it. This needs to happen.

Let me show you how a really bad cookie does things:



AH Hahahaha that's fucking awesome! That's how you do it! Fuck em and stab em!

Oh man, I love blogging.

The 31 Baddest Days of Halloween: Charles Band #30

It's October and with it comes a huge list of epic greatness. In case you haven't read the intro to this thing, I'll be counting down 31 of the greatest Charles Band movies. Keep your internet dials tuned to Mr. Gable's Reality DAILY for new and exciting Charles Band goodness. I'll begin this countdown with TEN Charles Band movies that I have yet to see. I've seen the trailers and I gotta say...I am impressed. So let's do this thing...

The Greatest Bad Movies Charles Band Has Ever Produced #30

The Trailer:

Hold on! Just hold on with me now. Don't leave. I know this thing looks bad, like really "wanna shoot your face off" bad, but I think there's a lot here that everyone can enjoy.

First off...yeah its an evil cookie running around. But just the fact that that evil cookie is made from the ashes of GARY BUSEY is fucking AWESOME! That is the single best casting choice they could have made for this movie. Fucking Busey. I love it.

This movie would probably be best enjoyed while under the influence of...several drugs. But besides there being a murderous little gingerbread man, I think this movie is chock full of quotable moments. And I'm sure the way the Gingerdead Man dies has to be epic. Probably something with milk, who knows.

But the reason I include it is because first...I want to see it. And second...there's TWO SEQUELS to this thing. The first sequel being: Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust (hahahaha), and the second being: Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Clever (in fucking 3D!) which is currently shooting or in post production. So for that I've kinda been waiting for all 3 to be out so I can watch them at the same time. I'm sure there really isn't much going on between them as far as continuity is concerned...but you know. There's three.

So for Gary Busey and all of the murderous pastries out there I give Gingerdead Man the #30 spot on Charles Band's all time greatest movies.

If you like this movie then check out: Crash & Burn