Monday, August 22, 2011

Clive Barker sticks it to the new Hellraiser

You know, I have passed by this movie THREE TIMES. The first time I saw this poster and thought it looked like ballsax. I didn't really feel like it was worthy of an entire blog post so I threw it up on my facebook page and that was the end of it.

The next day everyone was posting the trailer. So I watched it. Then I ran to a corner and cried and hit myself with a 2x4 until I felt better. But even for its epic wasn't really worthy of a blog I just threw that bitch up on my facebook page too. No big deal. We're done here.

Oh no! Today I run into it AGAIN. But this time, it's worth the blog post. Clive Barker must be getting asked over and over about his involvement with this "new" Hellraiser and here's what he had to say via Twitter:
"Hello,my friends. I want to put on record that the flick out there using the word Hellraiser IS NO FUCKIN' CHILD OF MINE!"  "I have NOTHING to do with the fuckin' thing. If they claim it's from the mind of Clive Barker, it's a lie. It's not even from my butt-hole."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Clive Barker, you're awesome.

Now go make more gorey movies.

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