Dear god this is happening. It ALREADY has a 2.1 rating on IMDb. I'm so fucking excited for this!! Kurt Angle. Kevin Nash. And Psycho Sid Vicious all in the same movie. And if that terribly photoshopped poster isn't good enough for you, then check out these equally as amazing posters:
I wonder why this one isn't the finished poster?
HAHAHAHA They used the same head for this poster and the one at the beginning! HAHAHAHA Man, I love terrible movies.
The brutally short synopsis courtesy of IMDb.com:
When brutal murdering starts in a small riverside town, the sheriff must investigate and face the horrific past.Ok, that's enough. I don't need to know anymore about this movie. That's good enough. But for the rest of you, here's the trailer. I'm sure it's just amazing as I think it is.
Alright. I watched it. Couldn't resist. Man, I think the budget went to getting those 3 wrestlers to star in this movie. YES! I wouldn't have it any other way. Look for it on DVD March 29, 2011.