First I would like to say a big thank you to everyone that participated in the contest. It was fun setting up the characters and watching them duke it out in the squared circle. But now its time for business. Your WINNER of the 2011 Bad Movie Battle Royale BETTING CONTEST IS:
Out of the dozen or so people that voted, only a couple placed their bets on TerrorVision. One was my fiance...and she wanted her winnings delivered to her in inches (OH SNAP) so Vincent is your Bad Movie Battle Royale Bad Movie Giveaway Mega-Amazing FUCK YEAH! Contest Winner!
What did he win?
THE SPECIAL EDITION OF CARNOSAUR ON DVD! And do you know what makes this edition so special? Is it the inkjet printed coverart? Is it the "Play Movie" option on the INTERACTIVE menus? Perhaps your ability to choose a scene? Or maybe, just maybe, the option to see the credits from the DVD menu. Abridged. No, it's the fact that Carnosaur is on DVD motherfucker. That's your special edition! But I am really jealous because this is presented in 16:9 widescreen and all I have is my crappy VHS tape. Soon I will own the Carnosaur Special Edition...very soon. Fuck you Jurassic Park, Carnosaur rules.
So Vincent, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and send me your address so I can mail this (among other things) to you immediately! You must watch CARNOSAUR!