Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Holy Shit! There's a Manos: The Hands of Fate sequel coming!


This movie...

...has a sequel coming. This is the greatest bad day of my entire life. I can't believe this is happening. And here's where it gets even more awesome...

This chick is in the movie.

Cinematographer Jay Lee is on board. He worked on Zombie Strippers.

And finally...

The ORIGINAL MANOS is set to reprise his role. 45 years later and MANOS IS COMING BACK!!!!

Can you believe this? I just sat through the original for the first time a little while ago and HOLY SHIT was that movie terrible....but at the same time amazing. So with the huge cult following this movie no doubt has, it's really not a big surprise there's a sequel coming. It's pretty fucking hilarious actually. But still, the fact that people are putting money and some KNOWN talent behind this is absolute insanity. But I'm happy this is happening. I'm gonna go add that guy on facebook right now so I can kiss his ass and hopefully get a screener copy when the movie is finished.

heh heh heh. I'm just as evil as Manos.

They'd just better dub ALL the voices again. And fuck up the lighting outside so there's moths. And cripple the new Torgo. And only do TWO TAKES for each shot. And ALL of the other shit that made MANOS so famous.

There's no trailer because this thing is just getting started but here is a video of Torgo harrassing women at Comic Con this year!

Check out Torgo Lives for more information.


  1. I'm sorry, but if you hope to be the new Torgo we'll have to take a ball peen hammer to your knees.

  2. I agree. To truly fill those shoes you must be in an extremely large amount of pain.

  3. I guess it had to happen some time. Also, if you play Torgo, do you get to deliver pizzas too?