It must be the end of the week and therefore time for another bad movie marathon on SyFy. For one reason or another, my eyes opened wide and I believe a hint of joy gleemed from the outer edges of my eye balls once I saw this list. It's not that these movies are amazing, they're ALL recent SyFy original movies, but it's just the fact that they're all together in once long string of shittasticness. I'm excited. But it's a damn shame I'll be too busy DRINKING ALL DAY to watch any of these. Although drinking all day and watching these movies DO go hand in hand.
So for all the alcoholics out there, clear up 20 hours on your DVR's and get ready for SyFy's giant sea creature mash up destruction kill day!
All times are EST.
9-11am: Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep (directed by the guy that directed The Gate!)
11-1pm: Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (complete win, a must see classic)
1-3pm: Dinocroc (Holy shit, Charles Napier is in this.)
3-5pm: Supergator (I've heard terrible things...but that's a good thing. Can't be worse than Supergirl.)
5-7pm: Spring Break Shark Attack (Never heard of it but with a title like that it has to have boobs. oh right cable, fuck.)
7-9pm: Lake Placid 3 (Actually pumped to see this. Michael Ironside. Check out the trailer here)
9-11pm: Sharktopus (Good god this has to be awesome. IT HAS TO BE! Seriously...check out the trailer below. Eric Roberts stars...first the Expendables, then SHARKTOPUS!)
11-1am: Dinocroc vs Supergator (well you saw their independent films...now watch them kill each other for the title of worst sea creature killer of the day!)
1-3am: Sharktopus (It has to be awesome, so watch it again.)
3-5am: Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy (Ooooo....Jeffrey Combs. Stay up late, it's probably pretty good.)
A pretty good day. I enjoy classic 80's/early 90's bad movies myself but this recent string of crap out of SyFy is pretty hilariously bad so it could be a good day to just melt your brain.
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