Sunday, October 10, 2010

The 31 Baddest Days of Halloween: Charles Band #22

It's October and with it comes a huge list of epic greatness. In case you haven't read the intro to this thing, I'll be counting down 31 of the greatest Charles Band movies. Keep your internet dials tuned to Mr. Gable's Reality DAILY for new and exciting Charles Band goodness. I'll begin this countdown with TEN Charles Band movies that I have yet to see. I've seen the trailers and I gotta say...I am impressed. So let's do this thing...

The Greatest Bad Movies Charles Band Has Ever Produced #22

The #1 movie on my Top Ten movies I haven't seen is...

The Trailer:

"This dude's into metal!" \m/ AH fuck yes, that's awesome. I once read a review of TerrorVision and its not that I remember a whole lot about it but I just remember that they stated something along the lines of...this movie needs to be seen to be believed. And I want to see it so so bad. And probably drinking heavily.

This movie is about an alien from another world that loves eating garbage. And Puttermans. Unless they listen to metal apparently, then they're cool. (If I were in this movie, I'd never get eaten. Master of Puppets motherfuckers! \m/) I can't wait to see this movie. Did you see the size of that satellite dish? No WONDER they got an alien, that thing is big enough to sext Mars. (I've been dying to make some kind of "sexting" joke. Thank you Terrorvision, you are fucking awesome.)

I just love how the subtitle to The Killer Eye is....Terror Vision. And a decade before that movie Charles Band made a movie called TerrorVision. I almost commented on it earlier in the week but I didn't want to give anything out on the greatness of garbage aliens. For that...and having Hardcore Garbage Eating Metaliens...I give TerrorVision the #22 spot (and the #1 spot on the Top Ten movies I haven't seen) on the all time greatest Charles Band movies.

If you like this movie then check out: Prehysteria!, Prehysteria! 2, Prehysteria! 3

Starting tomorrow...the next round of Charles Band movies begins...


  1. With all the whacked-out movies you expose us to I never thought I'd be saying this, but Stacia and I have actually seen this movie! It does not disappoint. It's every bit as fun as the trailer makes it look.

  2. YES! I KNEW it would be. I fucking knew it.