Do you like movies? Do you like money but hate spending it? Do you not really give a shit what kind of movies you want to watch? Then BloodyDVDs.com is for you!
I'm a terrible sales person. I'm sorry if your from BD.com and your reading this. I mean well, I really do. Your website is INSANE! You have gigantic 50 packs of horror movies, (Mostly out of the 60's and 70's) but I was more surprised with your Blood Suckers and Blood Bath collections...they're more recent movies. Like in the last decade. That's fucking awesome. Good new fashioned indie horror.
Seriously people, check it out...
WARNING: Lots of nudity :D
OH BOY! Whole heeping pile o' titties! That is insane! And you know what? I'll be owning it soon!
I'm not gonna lie, I'm lots of things...a terrible writer...a terrible blogger...a terrible salesperson...but I'm not a liar. I'm only blogging about Bloody DVDs.com because they are giving me 64 movies for free. FUCKING FREE BITCHES!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! I would have settled for Manos: The Hands of Fate and I still would have blogged about it. (suckers) Thank you BloodyDVDs.com...I'm set for the winter!
Check them out on their facebook page. From the looks of it they are doing contests ALL THE TIME and there doesn't look like there is that many fans...yet...so you have a good chance at winning!
Or you could just buy some movies from their website. 50 movies for $15? Hell yeah! 12 NEW indie flicks for $9? Hell YEAH! A possibility that they're gonna sponsor this blog? HOPE SO! (maybe...just maybe...if I kiss enough ass...)
But in any case, fucking check out their website. There's so goddamn many movies you won't know what to do with them. Personally, I'm gonna watch them and the ultra terrible bad ones will probably end up as conversation starting coasters! It's gonna be awesome! (I'm just kidding BD.com...I will cherish every movie you give me. EVERY MOVIE.)
Who knows, you could come across that long lost gem that will change your life forever. I checked out a few titles on IMDb and there were quite a few that had good ratings so I'm looking forward to it.
Dear god I'm rambling. Check it out, it's awesome. I'm out.
Death on Demand...Gable Want.