Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The 31 Baddest Days of Halloween: Charles Band #20

It's October and with it comes a huge list of epic greatness. In case you haven't read the intro to this thing, I'll be counting down 31 of the greatest Charles Band movies. Keep your internet dials tuned to Mr. Gable's Reality DAILY for new and exciting Charles Band goodness. I began this countdown with TEN Charles Band movies that I have yet to see. Now I present to you, the loyal Reality fans, 11 films that personally learned the art of Kick Ass! from Charles Band. Let's do this thing...

The Greatest Bad Movies Charles Band Has Ever Produced #20

The Trailer:

OH MY GOD! They spelled "Frankenstein" wrong in the trailer. This movie is AWESOME! Oh...and there's midgets. Lots of them. In THREE DEEEE! If you buy this.

So 4 midgets walk into a bar. They help each other onto bar stools and order 3 Coors Lights and a Budweiser. Sitting next to them is Charles Band...their idol. They had just came from an all day Full Moon marathon and were happy to see him. He looked down at them and smiled. They looked up at him and said, "Yo Chuck...we have an idea for a movie." And that is probably how this movie came into existence.

I warn you, do NOT under any circumstances watch The Creeps alone or sober. The acting is terrible and there isn't as much midget madness as you'd think. The trailer points out most of the better parts but still, it is pretty awesome seeing a bunch of midgets masquerading around as horror's greatest icons. And it isn't even the acting or poor script that bring this movie down...it's the (not so) mad scientist. He's really fucking annoying and constantly studders. I understand his character and the point of it all...but come on, we all want him dead so so badly. But whatever, in the end this movie was like 80 minutes long and perfect for a long night of drinking and pretending to be Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

FOR THAT (and for being "Genuine Stereo Entertainment") I give it the #20 spot on the all time greatest Charles Band movies.

If you liked this movie then check out: Netherworld

1 comment:

  1. As soon as the midget tubes opened up and they walked out into view I watched the rest of that trailer like this: