Incest Death Squad
75 minutes
IMDb Rating: 6.5/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity, character trips and falls, final girl is guy, lloyd kaufman
Total Killcount: 7
Review: I give it a 8/10 because this movie was an awesome fun exploitations slasher romp!
Incest Death Squad 2
70 minutes
IMDb Rating: 2.4/10
Gable's Rating: 4/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity, lloyd kaufman,
Total Killcount: 5
Review: I give it a 4/10 because this one wasn't near as awesome as the first one. it's ok.
Maniac Cop
85 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.8/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: character trips and falls, bruce campbell/tom atkins/ larry cohen, killer's face is obscured
Total Killcount: 8
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie is amazing! great kills, great story, awesome action.
Maniac Cop 2
90 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.4/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity, killer's face obscured
Total Killcount: 24
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie is way better than 1. This movie is fucking awesome.
Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence
85 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.4/10
Gable's Rating: 7/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: Someone says "it's going to be ok", character trips and falls
Total Killcount: 15
Review: I give it a 7/10 because this movie is ok, not bad, not nearly as good as the first two.
Larva
96 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.3/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: Character trips and falls
Total Killcount: 11
Review: I give it a 6/10 because even though this movie sucks, it's still got a lot of cool kills.
City of the Living Dead
93 minutes
IMDb Rating: 6.1/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: Foreign movie (italian), character trips and falls.
Total Killcount: 7
Review: I give it a 8/10 because this movie is gory as shit. cool story too.
The Walking Dead: Season 2 Episodes 1 & 2
approx 70 minutes
IMDb Rating: 8.8/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: none
Total Killcount: I didn't count
Review: I give it a 8/10 because the zombies are awesome and the story is pretty cool.
The Mutilator
86 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.7/10
Gable's Rating: 7/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity, character trips and falls, someone says I'll be right back
Total Killcount: 10
Review: I give it a 7/10 because of the really awesome innovative kills.
Screamers
93 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.2/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: Foreign (italy), character trips and falls.
Total Killcount: 12
Review: I give it a 6/10 because the fishmen are awesome. Loved this movie.
Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie)
105 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.8/10
Gable's Rating: 3/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: Takes place on Halloween, Killers face obscured, nudity, character trips and falls.
Total Killcount: 18
Review: I give it a 3/10 because this movie sucked. The kills were cool but fucking Laurie Strode just screamed and cried ANNOYINGLY for 105 minutes. So happy she was shot at the end.
The Hitcher
97 minutes
IMDb Rating: 7.2/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: Rutger hauer, final girl is a guy, has a chance to kill the villain and hesitates
Total Killcount: 2 (there's more, I was just too into the movie to count)
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie was a huge surprise. Really good, fast paced, full on action, lots of suspense, scary thrill ride. I recommend you ALL see this as soon as possible.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (orig)
83 minutes
IMDb Rating: 7.5/10
Gable's Rating: 7/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: killers face obscured, character trips and falls.
Total Killcount: 5 (maybe more)
Review: I give it a 7/10 because even though this movie is classic, I've never thought it was the greatest slasher ever.
The Devonsville Terror
82 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.2/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: nudity
Total Killcount: 9
Review: I give it a 6/10 because it's a cool little witch movie/
The Dentist
92 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.8/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity, ken foree
Total Killcount: 5
Review: I give it a 6/10 because it's a killer dentist. Fuck yes!
Halloween III: Season of the Witch
98 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.9/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: takes place on halloween, tom atkins
Total Killcount: 7
Review: I give it a 6/10 because it's not a michael myers halloween but its got tom atkins. And a plot to kill kids with halloween masks. fuck yeah!
Zombie Island Massacre
95 minutes
IMDb Rating: 2.6/10
Gable's Rating: 2/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity, character says I'll be right back, lloyd kaufman/troma movie
Total Killcount: 7
Review: I give it a 2/10 because there aren't any zombies and barely any massacreing. It was a slasher movie with a dumb title.
The Dentist 2
100 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.7/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity
Total Killcount: 6
Review: I give it a 6/10 because killer dentist returns! WOOO!! Love these movies
Paranormal Activity 2
91 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.8/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: none
Total Killcount: 2
Review: I give it a 10/10 because these movies scare the shit out of me.
Blood Hook
85 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.5/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: character trips and falls, nudity, character says I'll be right back
Total Killcount: 5
Review: I give it a 8/10 because I'm from Minnesota and this movie had to have been made here. That was awesome.
Motorhome Massacre
88 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.1/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity, killer's face obscured, someone says I'll be right back
Total Killcount: 8
Review: I give it a 6/10 because although this movie is terrible, the badness made it better.
Slaughter High
90 minutes
IMDb Rating: 4.4/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: takes place on april fools day, nudity, killer's face obscured
Total Killcount: 10
Review: I give it a 8/10 because the ending was awesome. Didn't see that coming. Cool kills, love the set up story. The nerd character is amazing.
Razorback
95 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.7/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: One character says "it'll be ok", and the final girl is a guy
Total Killcount: 4
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this is one of my favorite movies of all time. It's just so well done.
The Offspring (aka From a Whisper to a Scream)
99 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.6/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER ANTHOLOGY: Vincent Price, nudity, character trips and falls
Total Killcount: 4
Review: I give it a 6/10 because it was an ok movie. nothing I need to see again anytime soon.
The Wizard of Gore (orig)
95 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.3/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: none
Total Killcount: 5
Review: I give it a 8/10 because the gore is amazing. Must see!
Children of the Corn (orig)
92 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.3/10
Gable's Rating: 7/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: character trips and falls, someone says I'll be right back
Total Killcount: 18
Review: I give it a 7/10 because its a pretty good Stephen King movie. I liked it.
Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice
92 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.8/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: Final girl is a guy, character slips and falls
Total Killcount: 8
Review: I give it a 8/10 because this movie is ridiculous, the kills are overthetop and funny as hell.
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest
92 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.4/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: character trips and falls, charleze theron has a brief appearance
Total Killcount: 12
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie is fucking awesome. The monster at the end, the general badness. Must see this! Children of the Corn...in the hood!
Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
85 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.8/10
Gable's Rating: 4/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: Sequel 4 or higher, character slips and falls, naomi watts stars, someone says i'll be right back
Total Killcount: 4
Review: I give it a 4/10 because this movie's pace was too slow. Couple cool kills but not much to care about.
Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror
83 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.7/10
Gable's Rating: 2/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: Sequel 4 or higher, character slips and falls, eva mendez dies
Total Killcount: 8
Review: I give it a 2/10 because every character is hateable. Did not like this movie. Fred Williamson and David Carradine couldn't save it.
Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return
82 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.3/10
Gable's Rating: 3/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: Stacy Keach dies, sequel 4 or higher, takes place on halloween, character trips and falls.
Total Killcount: 5
Review: I give it a 3/10 because of Isaac. I liked him. The rest of the movie felt like a made for SyFy sequel.
Pumpkinhead
86 minutes
IMDb Rating: 6.0/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: Character trips and falls, Lance Henrikson dies
Total Killcount: 9
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie is one of my favorites. It's great on the surface and its deep.
Leprechaun
86 minutes
IMDb Rating: 6.0/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: Jennifer Anniston, I'll be right back
Total Killcount: 4
Review: I give it a 6/10 because it's fucking Warwick Davis as Leprechaun! Great movie.
Hellbound: Hellraiser 2
97 minutes
IMDb Rating: 6.2/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity, I'll be right back, character slips and falls
Total Killcount: 4
Review: I give it a 10/10 because Hellraiser 2 is awesome. My favorite in the series.
Demon Knight
92 minutes
IMDb Rating: 6.4/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: character slips and falls, thomas haden church
Total Killcount: 6
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie is perfect. I love it from front to back.
Paranormal Activity 3
84 minutes
IMDb Rating: 6.4/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: none
Total Killcount: 2
Review: I give it a 10/10 because all of these movies scare the shit out of me.
The Killer Shrews
69 minutes
IMDb Rating: 3.4/10
Gable's Rating: 6/10
Bonus Points: Character trips and falls
Total Killcount: 3
Review: I give it a 6/10 because this movie is so far bad it's amazing.
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
119 minutes
IMDb Rating: 6.7/10
Gable's Rating: 8/10
Bonus Points: none.
Total Killcount: 1
Review: I give it a 8/10 because this movie is very good, just not scary. mostly a court drama.
Inside (2007)
83 minutes
IMDb Rating: 7.0/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: character trips and falls, misses out on the double tap, takes place on xmas eve, character says I'll be right back, foreign movie (french) auto triple bonus.
Total Killcount: 6
Review: I give it a 10/10 because this movie is BRUTAL. Amazingly brutal. Must see!
Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit
85 minutes
IMDb Rating: 7.8/10
Gable's Rating: 10/10
Bonus Points: none
Total Killcount: didn't count, kids movie
Review: I give it a 10/10 because I saw this shit in theatres! Great movie.
Eyes of a Stranger
84 minutes
IMDb Rating: 5.3/10
Gable's Rating: 7/10
Bonus Points: SLASHER MOVIE: nudity
Total Killcount: 6
Review: I give it a 7/10 because this was a surprisingly good slasher flick. I liked it.
PODCASTS
(I listened to a lot of these to and from work)
THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER! PODCAST
Razorback - 32
Killer Klowns From Outer Space - 33
Demon Knight - 31
Sleepaway Camp - 29
Hobo With a Shotgun - 39
Bloodrayne - 23
Dagon - 39
Space Truckers - 29
House of the Dead - 38
Dawn of the Dead - 33
Cube Zero - 29
Slither - 26
Doomsday - 40
The Thing - 34
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 36
Orca - 21
Doom - 26
The Monster Squad - 29
The Host - 26
Total minutes: 593 or 9.88 hours
