I woke up this morning feeling pretty good. I actually got a decent amount of sleep. But now...Now I feel like I should call in to work sick and spend the rest of the day crying.
"dear god no. today I must watch Ulli Lommel's CURSE OF THE ZODIAK. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME BIG BLUE BOWL WHY!???"
I feel sick. HONEST TO GOD SICK. Ulli Lommel is the worst human being in films. He is doing things to me right now that I never thought possible. I want to put my fist through a wall. I hate myself for ever thinking this was a good idea. Ulli Lommel, I can't stand you.
OH MY GOD this movie never ends. If you want a seizure, watch this movie. There are constantly quick flashes over and over and over and it does absolutely nothing.
This movie is 30 percent story and 70 percent some dude over dubbing nonsense. I guess the zodiac killer is supposed to be on a phone talking to someone, harassing them. But he's not talking. Maybe its all in his head? Maybe he's supposed to be some telepathe? I don't fucking know. He just keeps rambling on about Fat Fuck, Pretty Girl, Pretty Face, Hippy Girl, all these pet names for people he wants to kill.
UH fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck.
I think that's the sound the Fuck Train makes as it comes into town to ruin my life.
Ulli Lommel, stop making movies. You have zero talent. You can't write. You can't direct. Your movies are unbelievably slow and painful. Whatever emotion your trying to make your audience feel turns to rage over how terrible you are.
I never thought I'd be calling out someone like that but this is just unforgivable. Ulli Lommel is fucking rancid.