I need a drink.
I blame myself for this.
For everything this movie does right....it does a dozen other things wrong. IN FACT, it only does 2 things right. The nudity in the opening credits and the nudity an hour later on the beach. In between its just a mess.
So there's this psycho killer on the loose. He escaped from an insane asylum and is now at large. Nobody really seems to care. And there's some teens that feel like partying on an island alone. I guess that's where the killer likes to hang out...because they meet up and they all start dying.
They don't cover the killer's face. There's no surprise twist to look forward too...just another kill. And the killer ONLY kills with an axe. Alright...that's pretty awesome BUT they don't show any of it. All the kills are a quick off screen slash and then a full frontal shot of the axe stuck in somebody. Low budget...meh.
All the characters are morons. All the dialogue is stupid. It's such an amazing trainwreck. With boobs.
It'd be good for a party. You don't need to pay attention to it while you converse about more important things.
I feel like punching a bear.